The small list of GnT Batsu Game Information

Hey guys, after looking at some of the other threads that were written by other users about random stats about the Kiki Series, I thought it may be cool to write up something similar but for the batsu games. Currently I have summarized all the notable plot points and random facts that occur throughout the batsu game, as well as either the type or number of punishments that are dished out over the course of the game. I am thinking I may even add some random statistics to the mix to make it interesting just as other guys have done for the Kiki Series. Unfortunately it will take a lot of time as I need to watch the games from start to finish and summarize the info. Only 2 games done so far, so it may be a while till all are ready. Once again thanks to the subbers for making time to work on these videos. The formatting is still a bit rough and will be fixed in time, but tell me what you think.
PS.[b:1cdguwds] Possible spoilers for all those n00bs [/b:1cdguwds]that haven’t watched the batsu games. Enjoy! :bow:

[size=150:1cdguwds][b:1cdguwds]2000 - Tag Batsu Game[/b:1cdguwds][/size:1cdguwds]
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[b:1cdguwds]Info[/b:1cdguwds]
Started @ 8am in a Gym
Losers were drawn as a result of Tarai Roulette
Losers were kept in the gym for 24 hours and subjected to a game of tag with punishment for being caught
1st to receive Tag : Endo
Taggers Types : Black S&M Costumes with Punishment written in front, White "Saver" Costumes, Nocturnal Light up Taggers

[b:1cdguwds]Plot points and things that the members did through the game[/b:1cdguwds]
Fujiwara was tasked with being Matsumoto’s message boy
Fujiwara’s tag Lines used : "Watch me Squeeze my breasts" and "Say, Say, Say"
Members were shocked by Hamada’s Fart
Members used each other as shields when running from Taggers
Members used the center table as hiding spot from taggers (Succeeded 2 times, Failed once)
They were forced to give thanks to Matsumoto for his "gifts"
Tried to twist spoons/forks
Played the "Game of Life" boardgame
Yamazaki faked many illnesses (Hurt Shoulder, Cracked Rib, Fever, Rush, Ripped Ear)
Late night Movie Time was shown(Starring a 28 year old Hamada)
Unequal sharing of a food (Hamada getting the least every time)
Hamada got a kids futon to sleep on
Hamada’s kid gorilla expression (When he notices a rope from the ceiling at night)

[b:1cdguwds]Tagger Types[/b:1cdguwds]
Folded Paper Fan
Dipper (Heavy Spoon)
Kick Boxer (to the butt)
Bamboo Sword
Head Butt
Figure 4 Leg Lock
Scorpion Death Lock
Futon Flapper
Picture Story Show (using a black board and no pictures)
S&M Candle Wax to the Chest
Heipo Pie Hell (Failed all 3 Times, and members returning the favour to Heipo)
Kid and Matsumoto Ass to the Face (Given to Hamada, after which Matsumoto complains about it being hard for him to put his ass on Hamada)
Open Palm Strike (Also Executed Ninja Style with a huge tagger sneaking in)
Giant Swing (Executed by the so called Saver who turns on the members)
Romero Special Wrestling Move (Executed after Hamada sends in a massage therapist who pins Hamada down while the tagger comes in)
Table Turning (While eating)
Tepputai (Executed at the end of Hamada’s Movie)
Yamazaki Slap (Executed by former manager of Downtown)
Baseball Pitching Machine
Chinese Noodles to the Face
Graduation Certificate Slap (Failed as tagger couldnt catch anyone)
Stick
Pie (Given to Yamazaki in the toilet x 3)
Obachan Midnight Kiss
Volleyball Pitching Machine
Slap
Chinko Machine (Also dealt at the break of dawn to Hamada)
Water Pistol Soaking
Heipo Dipper (Failed)
Folded Heavy Paper x 200 (At ending)

[size=150:1cdguwds][b:1cdguwds]2001 - Matsumoto’s Haunted Hotel[/b:1cdguwds][/size:1cdguwds]
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[b:1cdguwds]Info & Plot points[/b:1cdguwds]
Matsumoto lost as the result of a 50m Swimming Race
Carried out in a "Haunted Hotel" for 2 Days and 1 night
Fujiwara - Dressed as the landlady of the hotel
1st Scare - Fujiwara entering when Matsumoto was trying to get the AC to work
Matsumoto was bored & played with a puzzle of puppies
Matsumoto checking the locker before going to the Onsen, only to have Manager Tashima spring out when he arrives back.
Fujiwara visiting while Matsumoto is bathing (to ask if the water is okay, to say that he has been married for a year and that he is "learning to cook cold chinese food")
African Television Crew interviewing Matsumoto
Lazer Karaoke Time (Song : Ashita ga aru sa)
Hamada shocking Matsumoto into doing a dance
Using the paranormal photos to scare each other
Hamada being shocked by Matsumoto’s Fart
Takahiro (Matsumoto’s Brother) singing to Matsumoto
Endo Ruining Matsumoto’s puzzle
Lonely Fireworks display
Heipo being scared by the staff and getting Matsumoto to comfort him
Obachan Sexy night show(That refused to end)
Endo playing Matsumoto about the moving armor being gone
The infamous haunted toilet
Matsumoto Peeing in a cup
Ghost purging at a shrine
Konya Ga Yamada showing up
Tsumami Edamame meeting Matsumoto for beers at midnight (He is known for his connection with the afterlife)
Late night onsen time
Late Night Meal - Matsumoto is made to walk about 2km for hot water
Yamasaki Reverse dokkiri (having him sent to the toilet where he is shocked by the scary girl)

[b:1cdguwds]Scare Types[/b:1cdguwds]
Door being opened suddenly
Telephone Ringing
Spider Webs
Banging on wall
Jack in the box (in his dinner)
Tsuno Dajiou (Graphic Comic Author & Expert on Paranormal Photography) scaring Matsumoto with faked paranormal photos, and lying about there being ghosts in the hotel
Ringing Bell
The infamous Boo-Boo Cushion
Japanese Doll
Manager Tashima Locker Surprise
Falling Paintings
Fujiwara attack
Manager Tashima Samurai Water delivery
Spooky Crying Woman
Horror movie accompanied with a breaking vase (Cocorico & Hamada promptly running away after, only to be scared again)
Bear Taxidermy Moving
Fallen Warrior Heipo Pie Attack
Lotion on door knob
Roaming old man
39 Kisses from dancing obachan (at the sexy night show)
Manager Tashima Armor Scare
Scary girl in toilet
Tanaka kicking the door
Tsumami Edamame stories
Woman in white scare
Konya Ga Yamada showing up in the onsen locker
A random bunch of insects
Payphone ringing in the onsen
Random gong
Scary singing girl
Scary girl hiding in a room
2 Old Grandmas
A random rock on the road
Old man in bed
Yamasaki dressed like a doll with a knife (Chucky?)
Water spraying out of the Africa TV Channel mic.
Yamamba showing up in back of the car that was supposed to take Matsumoto home.

[size=150:1cdguwds][b:1cdguwds]2002 - No Reaction Pie Hell[/b:1cdguwds][/size:1cdguwds]
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[b:1cdguwds]Info[/b:1cdguwds]
Matsumoto lost as a result of a baseball bet (Giants vs. Seibu, Giants won)
He had to stay in a house and ignore the many pies thrown at him
First pie dealt by … Hamada (Naturally)

[b:1cdguwds]Types of situations where pies were dealt out[/b:1cdguwds]
As he woke up
While smoking
Fetching the newspaper
While washing his face
While getting food from fridge(tossed into the fridge)
Toasting Bread (into the toaster)
Watching TV (onto the screen)
While taking a dump (On a pie covered toilet, and hit in the jewels)
While wiping his ass (onto the TP)
While on the phone
Receiving a package (Which contained a pie)
While doing situps (one in the crotch, one from the 2nd storey)
After having a swim (Into his towel)
While changing (in the crotch)
While listening to music
After showering (in the crotch)
While going to bed (He was stripped and hit continuously)
Dancing Obachan Pie before bed (The coup de grace which was worsened by a kiss and "happy ending")

[size=150:1cdguwds][b:1cdguwds]2003 - Overnight Onsen Batsu Game[/b:1cdguwds][/size:1cdguwds]
[b:1cdguwds]Info[/b:1cdguwds]
Hamada won as the result of a bowling game vs. the others
Fujiwara : Tasked with being Hamada’s messenger
Fujiwara was dressed as the landlady
1st laugh - Matsumoto
Punishment - Blowgun dart to the butt

[b:1cdguwds]Types of situations that were encountered[/b:1cdguwds]
Gasu was advertized on a festival poster
Obachan 1 & 2 dressed as T.A.T.U
There was a bowl of crawfish in the room they were staying in
Ms. Nakai (Woman working at the onsen) called Endo "Endo-Mame" (Green Pea)
Before changing Matsumoto farts right onto Tanaka
As Yamasaki is changing, he pulls off his shirt to reveal his huge belly
Gasu was advertized on a poster for condoms
While changing, Matsumoto left his wiener poking out of his towel to get a laugh
While in the onsen, an old geezer comes in and starts to wash his dentures in the pool
In the onsen, Black Bob (who is susceptible to hot water) attempts to enter
Bob manages to lose his underpants while the members are changing
Endo loses his clothes and finds his Dynamite Shikoku costume instead
Yamasaki finds Bob’s underpants
When returning to the room, they return only to find that there is a terrible smell which is a pair of socks lying around
Endo who is wearing a wrestling mask is adamant that he cant smell anything because his nose is blocked
Endo was asked to dance like an octopus which failed to make the members laugh
Fukuwari Ryo came to visit Endo only to be tailed by a white guy who requested him to tell him a joke (The erasers corner)
Matsumoto tells Yamasaki to tighten up before the darts hit, leading him into his own trap
Fujiwara keeps stuttering when he tells the members that its time to eat
At supper, Ijiri Okuta is present and explains that he is in town doing work with a "sweaty old man"
A black sushi chef meets the members while theyre eating and the members are allowed to ask him anything about the food. Despite this, his only answer is "I don’t know"
Matsumoto attempts to make a funny face for the members, but it ends up backfiring
The Hayashi Couple, Pe & Pako come to visit Endo, and end up destroying the members by singing songs
Itao Itsuji plays the part of someone who knows Tanaka and is waiting for Tanaka to go with him somewhere. Itao is playing someone who is supposed to be wealthy as he has a chauffer that follows him everywhere.
Endo manages to dodge punishment by pretending to drink water
The African TV station interviews the members and makes them speak in different dialects
Hamada shows up and the punishment becomes worse
Yamasaki shows the others his ass to assess the punishment he received
Hamada shows up in the members room from a revolving wall and starts making members laugh
Hamada proposes some games to lighten the mood. Impersonation games are played where the members pretend to be someone talking about something specific (Eg. Mori Shinichi naming something red)
The game proves too harsh and Hamada lifts the no laugh ban, only to reinstate it after a short while. This left the members vulnerable
Hamada brings a batsu dice, and the memebers start playing. The members had to execute a task thereafter the dice is rolled and a batsu is dealt to the loser. Some of these were Gopher nose hairs (Pulling out nose hairs to see who gets the least [Endo had 13, Yamasaki had 1, the others had none]). Some of the batsus on the dice were a slap from Hamada, Thai Kicks (Given to Tanaka, Yamasaki and Matsumoto)
Yamasaki shows the others his ass to Hamada to show the batsus he received, and shakes his ass in an attempt to get others to laugh. Matsumoto survives this and retaliates by doing the same.

[size=150:1cdguwds][b:1cdguwds]2005 - No Laughing High School[/b:1cdguwds][/size:1cdguwds]
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[b:1cdguwds]Random Info[/b:1cdguwds]
Lost as a result of shock pad roulette showdown
Matsumoto, Yamasaki & Cocorico participated in the batsu game
Fujiwara - Dressed as a teacher (parody of Gokusen)
School Name : West Kuchibiru High School (Joke on Hamada’s Lips)
School Motto : Moisture, Thickness, Glow
Yamasaki received the joke costume by receiving tiny school clothes
1st to receive punishment : Yamasaki
Punishment type : Bamboo Sword smack to the ass
Teachers at the school : Mr. Topknot from Shogun High, Mr. Big Afro from Birds Nest High, Mr. Omame from Metropolitan House High School (Played by Heipo)
Watanabe (the only black student) passed out in assembly (attributed to anemia) only show up back in class promptly after.
Endo was given a "Chiaki Love" t-shirt to wear for P.E
Hard Gay’s weird P.E training (Going under hurdles and explaining that his rapid hip movements when at maximum speed look slow because you only see the residual image)
Yamasaki once again got a wig to wear
Hamada showed up as one of the bamboo sword students and dishes out more pain than necessary
After the members left the school, Sadist Hamada dressed as a bamboo sword student chases them down the street.

[b:1cdguwds]Incidences that caused Punishment [/b:1cdguwds]
Obachan coming into school on a bicycle (The school’s so called Madonna)
Monsieur Kamayatsu : Dressed as a football player (a blatanly incompetent football player)
Nukumizu : Playing an injured baseball pitcher
Yamasaki’s worn out shoes in his locker (He was apparently given the role of a poor pupil)
Gum under Matsumoto’s shoes
The school trophy cabinet (housing many pictures of Suga in various sports)
Yamasaki’s stale bread in his desk
Matsumoto’s shortened belt
Gekidan Hitori being interrogated by a teacher (and unfairly punished)
Teacher Omame (A bean) making the mic feed back when he attempts to speak
The school song being sung
Yamasaki blatanly being missed from being called off the class register
The textbook the members are reading from containing pictures of Suga (as well as Haiku’s containing jokes)
A late student that sneaks into class (Ramen restaurant Owner Kawahara)
Parody of a detective (Played by Nakamura)
Shoji Murakami (English Teacher) who changed his glasses constantly
Jimmy Ohnishi starring in the infamous English video (ten, ten ten ten)
The rain (for pouring when they were learning hip thrusts at P.E)
Sumitani Masaki Hardo Gay (Playing the P.E teacher)
Nakamura Producer (Who shows up during P.E, and has a questionable relationship with HG)
Lunch Time (Lunches that were given to the members were - Endo : A box of beans, Tanaka : Deluxe Box Lunch, Yamasaki : Normal Lunch, Matsumoto : Rice & Fish [He claims weighed 5kg])
Itao Itsuji showing up to threaten Kawahara for no reason (He arrived on an old school Bosozoku styled bike)
Science Teacher Hosshan (Who demonstrated breathing by stuffing noodles and bracken into his nose & coughing them out. He claims that it travels through his lungs to come out)
Going on a field trip only to find Obachan 1 and 2 dressed as cops to ticket the bus they were in for parking illegally. (Naturally some members are captured and dealt a kiss)
Music class (Led by Kinpachi sensei [Hori]) - Hori executes his impersonations
Matsumoto’s Fart (which he claims sounds like "yossha")
Hamada showing up and executing the gorilla faced "huh?!?!"
Hamada playing the game Superball (Rubber ball thrown at a wall, and trying to be caught. If you fail, a super sadist Hamada slap is executed)
The members trying to execute Hori’s "things they would never say" act
A dead CCD camera to get members to laugh (One of the camera’s is presumed dead so they bait Endo into many hits)
Members talking about their school lives (Members claim 2nd year High school was their best year and reminisce)
Yamasaki talking about his 3 friends from school (Mochan, Sazagish and Kuroyanagi)
Matsumoto explaining his nickname was "Mattsun" to which Yamasaki replies that his was "Potato" (because he had an uneven head). Matsumoto retorts by saying his name was Senbei (Rice Cracker - possibly because of his complexion)
Dinner time - Curry served by Ishihara Agency actors (Dressed as they are from a detective drama)
One of Itao’s Wives (Who dances to many songs incl. Madonna’s "Material Girl" and "Like a Virgin")
Konya ga Yamada taunting the members in their sleep
Scary Ghost in the school (Yamada Hanako who is drunk and acting sloppy)
Fujiwara cosplays as Lum-Chan (anime character) on graduation day
Shoji Tomoharu gives the graduation speech (but instead is his dance … While he is wearing a thong)

Stats
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wow~
that’s a load of info you’re trying to squeeze out from the batsu games… :lol:
are you serious…? :D
anyway, good luck dude… :clap:

when you put it like that, it does seem like i bit off more than i can chew, but im sure it will make for a good synopsis of the batsus’ for those that have not been formally introduced to it. ;)

sorry man.
didn’t mean it that way… :P

Oooh, a Gaki no Tsukai Fun Facts! :lol:

update - Pie hell & high school done :) … need to concoct some pie charts

– 29.09.2011, 07:39 –

More Screens added

– 29.09.2011, 11:31 –

images changed to flickr, all samples updated to current

– 29.09.2011, 11:53 –

2000 - Tag Batsu Game
2001 - Matsumoto’s Haunted Hotel
2002 - No Reaction Pie Hell
2005 - No Laughing High School
Done

– 29.09.2011, 12:42 –

Started 2003 - Overnight Onsen Batsu Game

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– 29.09.2011, 12:55 –

Formatting Updated

– 14.10.2011, 15:40 –

Onsen expanded further